I really hope my roommate doesn't kill me for posting this.
"I love vacuuming with my hands." - (We don't have a vacuum and she spilled a whole bag of popcorn onto her carpet.)
"You're a much bigger hick than I thought." - (She caught me watching Professional Bull Riding and the National Western Stock Show two nights in a row.)
"He's like a brother that I like making out with." - (This one is more confidential...)
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